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haiku's are for bitches, its Limerick Day! Lets celebrate with some limerick fun - 35
I am:
A woman
I see:
Men
only
the limerick is a complex art form,
The contents of which are naughty
it deals with virgins
and masculine urgings
for vulgar erotic effects.
there was a young girl named sapphire
who succumbed to her lovers desire
she said, "its a sin,
but now that its in
could you shove it a few inches higher"
there once was a girl from Cancun
Who had a most curious Poon
Twas course like a thistle
But tight like a Whistle
And whilst cumming, could play you a tune
so if youre a man in Sac
whose tired of all of the hacks
then call up Ms. Peony
youll find shes no phony
and save yourself a wack!
happy limerick day! A dirty ditty is a terrible thing to
waste!
videos & video dates available!
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Wed 13 May 2026 20:01 PM
- Age: 35
- Location: Downtown, east Sacramento
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