⭐✨🌟So! I am...Kiki, 🥳😵🤐🤤🤫💔🤓😈😇
....What you DON'T gather from my name, is kind of everything.
It would be more accurate to say that....I am articulate, I am shy...As a
matter of fact, I happen to be shy as shit!😳😊🤫....Buuuut, I am also a bit of
I am sexy, I am gullible, I am self-conscious, sweet, sarcastic, thoughtful,
critical, fun, angry, pouty, easily amused, even more easily impressed. I am
trusting, innocent, hyperactive, ridiculous, tragic, amusing, delusional,
low-key dramatic, quietly controlling, driven, enthusiastic, unique, exotic,
impressively patient, offensively impatient...
I am organic, subtle, contemplative, intentional, soft, tough asf, witty,
quietly savage, & a legit slut. I giggle a lot, I'm nervous a lot. I laugh a
fuck ton. I am relaxed, and subservient, and calculating. I am lustful,
intoxicating, contradictory, yummy, creative, and crazy resilient._
I am this confusing clusterfuck of average adjectives, and so-so-so much more.
But, as far as YOU are concerned, my
darling, I could be the sweetest experience of your life. I might be your new
I, definitely hold the potential to be your worst, & sickest nightmare. But,
probably I am all of the above. Though, the precise capacity, you'll need to
find out for yourself. If you're feeling super brave, or, just, super
bored..maybe, shoot me a text.You can prep a proposition, enlighten me, sell me
on why an experience with you will
change my life. And, maybe, hopefully...if you catch my attention...I'll bring
my "a" game, and I'll let you show me yours🤞😘😜🤤
Depending on when you ask me, I DO try to accomodate incalls, outcalls, & car
dates--at all times. However, I am, sadly, not a lucky resident of a perfect
So, I mostly offer what I can, when I can. I try to keep the headline of my
posts updated to the allowance of whatever my present situation happens to be,
at that time. BUT....sometimes, I DO get supes distracted. PLEASE bear with me,
gentlemen, I promise you, I do my best. 🙏
Sometimes, depending on your location & the time of day, I may request/require
a small deposit for outcall appointments. Or, for appointments made
more than an hour or two in advance. In the case of outcalls, I, nearly
that a Lyft, Uber, or personally hosted transportation be provided by my host.
This is entirely to ensure my safety, and comfort for the
entire duration of the trip.
When contacting me, please utilize text messaging as your primary mode of
communication. I tend not to answer my phone for audio calls. Also, I AM still
looking for a solid, permanent living situation. Something like a
basement, studio, one bedroom, rv...anything like that would be phenomenally
helpful, along the lines of miraculous. I AM, also, still considering gift
cards as trade--However, keep in mind that this is done ONLY on a case-by-case
Anyway, thats it for me. Thanks for reading my mini-novella!😆😊😚 I really do
hope to make your acquaintance soon!!!! 💋 Xoxo...